AISubs v3.7
I'll show you how serious I am!
(knife chopping)
(footsteps)
What did we do?
What the hell are they doing?
(slurping)
This tastes bad.
Ouch!
You... you are...
Watch out!
Be sure to survive, Ryo!
I did it!
Are you OK?
Ryo, are you OK?
Yumemaru!
Hey, hey...
So it was you guys...
He's so small!
- Hey! - You promised you wouldn't say that!
- I'll really hurt you, so stop. - You'll hurt me even more.
Isn't the camera too high?
Can you see me?
I'm here.
Here.
- I'm here. - That doesn't matter!
Why do you guys aim for us?
Isn't it obvious?
Because you're demons!
Hey!
Let me see you too!
- No, it's fine. - No, let me see you!
- Don't push me away! - Don't push me away!
FAST FORWARD
If we do this, it's a fair and square match.
You're still going at it?
- You're still going at it? - You're still going at it?
You idiot! I'm serious about this!
I've got you now!
- Because you're a demon! - Because you're a demon!
Why do you like saying that?
- But you guys are going for it, right? - Yeah.
It's a good handicap for you.
We're going to film ourselves with this handheld camera.
- It's a handicap, but it's a track and field match, so it's fine. - I see.
- It's a handicap, but it's a track and field match, so it's fine. - You don't have to go that far.
- But this field is a little narrow. - Yeah.
We'll run for 30 seconds first...
and then you guys will chase us.
If you can run for 3 minutes, you win.
If you can catch us in 3 minutes, you win.
- I see. - 3 minutes...
- We'll do our best... - Yeah.
- ...to catch you. - That's right.
- Okay, let's do this. - Okay.
You're definitely not going to catch us.
Okay, we're going for it!
- Serious grown-ups playing tag! - Don't say it like that.
Ready, start!
- Wait, you just... - I just...
And then...
we'll pretend like we've turned around and go back this way.
Tetsuya and I have a meeting.
We're looking for a shed.
Apparently, you can hide in a shed.
Then I'll go this way.
No, I'll go this way.
Start!
TETSUYA IS HIDING IN A SHED
Where is he? Where did he go?
- Oh no! - Where is he?
Oh no, he's hiding!
- He's here! - Oh no, he's gone!
TETSUYA IS HERE!
Oh no!
No, no!
TETSUYA IS RUNNING AWAY
This is bad!
TETSUYA IS RUNNING AWAY
This is bad! My legs are going to fall off!
I can't keep up with you!
I did it!
Wait! Wait! Let's talk! Let's talk!
Let's talk!
Huh?
Let's talk!
You got caught, didn't you?
I got caught.
You're kind.
Thank you!
Good luck!
Wait!
It's long!
I'm catching up with you!
It's long!
You!
What are you doing?
I did it!
So this time, we made a video with the theme of "releasing your playfulness".
Well, that's...
I'm tired all of a sudden.
Well, I've been patient since I was an adult.
Don't you all have something to be patient about?
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I see.
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Who is "Ultra Old Man Monster"?
It's you.
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Bye bye.
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Thank you for your hard work.
You guys are annoying.
We're not annoying.
Let's play tag in a straight line of 1,500 yen.
No.
What do you mean?
I can't make up for it.
There is no chance of playing tag.
Let's play tag together.
No, no, no.
Let's play tag together.
Yumemaru hates it.
Let's go home.
Thank you for your hard work.